She Drives Like Crazy — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Where`d you learn how to steer
You do eighty in second gear
When you drive, I can`t relax
Got your license from Cracker Jacks
You just hit another tree
These fender benders are killin` me

She drives like crazy
Like noone else
She drives like crazy
And I`m afraid for myself

They`ll put you behind bars
We`re not playin` bumper cars
Did a great figure eight
In the middle of the interstate
Tires squeel wherever we go
Even hitchhikers just say no

She drives like crazy
Her car`s a mess
She drives like crazy
She`s got a death wish I guess

She`s a demon
Behind the wheel
Thinks she`s drivin`
The Batmobile

Burnin` rubber in school zones
Runnin` over the traffic cones
Passin` "semi-"s on the right
Now my knuckles are turnin` white

She drives like crazy
She`ll break your necks (?)
She drives like crazy
She always gets into wrecks

She drives like crazy
Like noone else
She drives like crazy
Now I`m afraid for myself

She drives like crazy
Like noone else
She drives like crazy
And I`m afraid for myself