Verse
[Grandmaster Caz]
It was a long time ago but I`ll never forget
I got caught in the bed with a girl named Yvette
I sure got scared like hell but I got away
That`s why I`m here tellin` y`all today
I was outside of a school rappin` to a fox
A crowd of people all around listenin` to my box
Just me and the fans, and some guys from my crew
Chillin` hard cos we had nothin` better to do
It was me, JDL, AD and The All
Then I slipped away to make a phone call
To this very day it was a move I regret
But I didn`t know then so I called Yvette
I said, Hello pretty mama, it`s your lover man
She said, Baby, come over as quick as you can
I said, I can`t come now, fellas comin` to get me
Then she said, I`m all alone, there`s nobody with me
I thought for a second, `Oh shit, she`s alone!`
Then I was knockin` at her door before she hung up the phone
She let me in the house and gave me a kiss
And said, Give me that thing that you know I miss
So we went into her room and we got high
But she couldn`t keep her hand from off my fly
So I made her lock the door and went to check it
When I came back in she was totally naked
That was my cue to do the do
I took my clothes off and started on the prove
Well I was tearin` shit up, and `bout a quarter to three
She said, Caz! Somebody`s comin`!
I said, Yeah, me!
Then the door bust open, and there was her folks
I thought, `Damn, they coulda waited `til I finished my stroke`
Her mother was in shock, her father reached on the shelf
Pulled down the .45, I almost shit on myself!
Said, Please don`t shoot! and pleaded my case
Said, You`d have done the same thing if you was in my place
But if you spare my life, believe me friend!
You`ll never see me `round your daughter again
Don`t ask me why but he let me leave
I ran thirty-seven blocks, then I stopped to breathe
Gave thanks to God he wasn`t too upset
And went home and thought about poor Yvette
He must of beat her ass with everything I assume
Cos I could hear the girl screamin` all the way in my room
Even though I don`t see Yvette no more
I know she ain`t as fine as she was before.
* Note: This track also appears (with slightly different lyrics) on the
Wild Style O.S.T (Cold Crush Live at the Dixie) [Animal Records 1983]
