Chorus:
Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:
Pimpin` ain`t easy (Pimpin` ain`t eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x
[Greg Nice]
One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven
eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven
Twelve, thirteen, start your age;
fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage
Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum
better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!
Pick up my pants and thump and thump
I think I`ll call up Tootie, she`ll give me some
Watch out, watch out I`m drippin` live scum
I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a
`Specially if the hoochie`s on birht control-a
Lift her up just like a pick up truck
then I sat her down and we started to fuck
Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O!
I hope this time I don`t make a cookie
Brothers everywhere be callin` me a rookie
Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool
but bullshit, I ain`t no fool, cuz
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[Big Daddy Kane]
Well, I say...Extra! Extra!
Here is a bachelor comin` straight at ya
I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it
the Big Daddy law is anti-faggot
That means no homosexuality;
what`s in my pants`ll make you see reality
And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova -- BEND OVAH!
Cuz I don`t half-step when it comes to broads
The K-A-N-E `ll go the whole nine yards
There`s no time for coversation my dear
[MOAN!] is all I wanna hear
So let`s make a move, as I get smooth
cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe
I`m tall, dark and handsome and all that junk
Even white girls be sayin` Ooh, Kane`s a hunk!
Even Puerto Rican girls be callin` me papi
Some try to copy, but they look sloppy
So imitators who wanna step to a
brother like me, lick my manure!
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[Smooth B]
I`m just goin` and I`m flowin` like a gigolo
and when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Hoe
But now I`m coolin` with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E
and if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee
I love bonin`, and all my friends they will agree
that when it comes to pimpin` hoes...it ain`t easy
First name: Smooth. Last name: B
WHen I`m bonin` a girl, I make her feel heavenly
I like to make `em wait, and then make `em beg
and when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg
They rub it with oils and suck it with ice
Now I`m sweating....my mind is in paradise...
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[Scoob Lover]
Tip-tip-toein`, Scoob Lover`s out hoein`
Braggin` to the fellas how my flattop was growin`
buyin` drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin`
right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin`
A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty
Nametag earrings readin` off Tootie
Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;
from my eyesight that was what it seemed
I said, uh, Come a little bit closer
To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said Hi
Hi...hi, I`ve really been wantin` to meet you
I just got paid and I`ll be very glad to treat you
How `bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?
I said, Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate
So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder
went for Tootie cuz the girl was much older
East to the Benz, I slowly walked;
clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk
Sex in my mind, I was sure of it...
I wanted to tax that ass like the government!
Chorus
[Ant Live]
Well, it`s Friday night, ain`t a damn thing funny --
Bitch better have my money
