Helsinki Is Hell — текст песни (R.i.p.uli)

Yeah, motherfuckers
that`s me
Petri Danger Valkinnen in the year of 99
Yo, crackbitchsucker
I`m damn white nigga
this goes out to all my brothers and sisters:

Chorus:
Müntefering!
This is finnish
but not the end

Chorus:

Helsinki is hell
hell is not Heaven
If you want to survive
do not drink and drive

Feel like a streetshark
Drive like an old fart
open your brain, manlife is no toy boy
Drunken driverseldem survivor
Alarm is ringin`
hear me singin`
You missed the red light
you missed the red light
Stop!
There`s a message in a bottle:

Ratiriti ralla
mistä tuli halla
Tuolta pohjan tunturila
Lapin lasten laitumilta
Ratiriti ralla
sieltä tuli halla
this is finish
but not the end

Chorus:
Müntefering!

Chorus:

Eyes like a pink punk
smell like a drunk skunk
Speedy like a batman
suck like a fat man
just say no take it slow
Alarm is ringin`
hear me singin`
you missed the red light
burning a brautkleid
Fire!
There`s a message in the bottle:

ratiriti ralla...

Chorus:
Verhaugen!

Chorus:

Hey kids,
listen to this message in the bottle
the only bottle is you
if you wana ride you can drink but light
just take a break
cause death is no fake
too fast
is fast too late

Ratiriti ralla...

Chorus:
Müntefering!

Chorus:

fade out:
...ich bin ein Bitburger...
...das Lied, das ist ein Knaller...