I`d Like To Have A Problem Like That — текст песни (Joe Diffie)





I`m not a wealthy man, don`t pay for my suntan
I work out in the heat and the cold
Sometimes I`d like to be the big, bad wolf
`Stead of just another sheep in the fold
I hear the rich man holler `bout the shrinking dollar
And cry about a luxury tax
They won`t let him write off his lil` eighty-foot yacht
I`d like to have a problem like that

Yeah, I`d like to have a problem like that
Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac
Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back
I`d like to have a problem like that

I saw a celebrity talkin` on the T.V.
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
He`s seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy
They`re burning both ends of his fuse
He says he`s suffocating, he needs a vacation
From all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and loving
I`d like to have a problem like that

Oh, I`d like to have a problem like that
Be a one-man woman juggling act
How many can you keep in the air before you lose track
I`d like to have a problem like that

I`d like to be too rich, I`d to be too thin
I`d like to be too young, I`d like to be too in
Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life
And how much can I get for the movie rights

Oh, I`d like to have a problem like that
Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack
Should I drag `em through court
Or tell `em to kiss my fax
I`d like to have a problem like that

Give me those problems
I think that I could solve `em
I`d like to have a problem like that



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