I luh hur, I luh hur, I luh hur
My girl is pregnant, I`m ready to start splitting
All around the town on the down low was the girl that I was hitting
Everyone knows I used to luh huh
I don`t want this pregnant talk to get back to my mother
Shit! I just can`t believe it
I thought me and this lady had came to a mutual agreement
But I was dead wrong, her trick was evil and ill
All along girlfriend I though you was still on the pill
Step to the G-Y-N
The gynecologist, miss, so we can put this to an END
You`ll need some dough, I`ll probably LEND
You wanna play Biz Mark AGAIN
And tell him I`m just a FRIEND
So buy me Newports, cause as I smoke
All I do is think about you and child support
But I don`t got papes, I got money
Sticking up and messing up when I went outta state
So you can stop all that FIENDIN`
With your damn SCHEMIN`
You`re Christopher Williams cause you must be DREAMIN`
Wake up and escape
And while you`re at it why don`t you throw away your Jodeci tapes
Cause you can be forever my lady, but I ain`t with no baby
Ah, ah, no ifs ands or maybes
I ain`t old enough and ain`t trying to hear it
So don`t steal my youth cause I`m still young in spirit
That belly blows up, it`s gonna be trouble
Imma have to play like a pin and come pop that bubble
Find Chucky if you want child`s play
I`ll give your ass a hanging and drop you off in an alleyway
This is a diary of a black man
By making no alimony payments due to no wedding bands
So ax that talk about MARRAGE
Miss, you must of misunderstood, I want you to have a MISCARRAGE
I`m fed up, and sorry that I`ve done it
I`m ready to set her up and have my little man kick her in the stomach
Or punch my fist through that naval
Cause I`ll be damned if this be the hand that rocks the cradle
Or push her down a flight of steps
I don`t care or give a heck
About the people under the stairs
I`m all about a home made ABORTMENT
My name`s not Pat, so don`t send Jack Black
This ain`t the damn Wheel of FORTUNE
I don`t want no pause or no PORTION
Next time woman you should proceed with CAUTION
It ain`t all about boy and girl
A half hour past the Cosby Show
Cause you, it`s a whole different world
And yom that`s how live I am
Use a diaphragm, I get it off your chest like a mammogram
Oh brother, word to mother
Just cause I talk this shit don`t get me wrong
Yo, I still luh hur
I luh hur (repeat 5X)
Nobody tell her, because I luh hur
I luh hur (repeat 8X)
