By Roger Brown
OH, THANK YOU, EV`RYBODY, WE`RE GLAD YOU`VE MADE THE SHOW,
"GOOD EVENING."
WE`VE GOT SOMEONE THAT WE THINK YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.
HE`S THE GREATEST SENSATION FROM COAST TO COAST,
FOR YOUR DIRECTION, HERE`S THE MOUSE WITH THE MOST.
IT`S SCOUSE, THE MOUSE,
NO ORDINARY, HE`S AN EXTRA ORDINARY MOUSE.
IT`S SCOUSE, THE MOUSE,
BET YOU NEVER SEEN A MOUSE LIKE SCOUSE IN YOUR HOUSE.
HELLO, EV`RYBODY, HAVE A LISTEN TO MY SONG,
IF IT`S NOT TOO SHORT, I HOPE IT`S NOT TOO LONG.
I FEEL REAL CUTE IN MY BRAND NEW SUITE,
BUT I`D FEEL EVEN BETTER IF YOU SANG ALONG.
`CAUSE I`M SCOUSE, (that`s Scouse!)
THE MOUSE, (he`s the greatest!)
NO ORDINARY, I`M AN EXTRA ORDINARY MOUSE. (yeah!)
AND I`M SCOUSE, (that`s Scouse!)
THE MOUSE, (what a mouse!)
I`LL BET YOU`VE NEVER SEEN A MOUSE LIKE SCOUSE IN YOUR HOUSE.
NOW I HAD A HOME IN LIVERPOOL,
BUT ONE DAY I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO;
I ESCAPED FROM MY CAGE TO BE A STAR ON THE STAGE,
NOW I`M HAPPY AS CAN BE TO SING MY SONG FOR YOU.
`CAUSE I`M SCOUSE, (that`s Scouse!)
THE MOUSE, (he`s terrific!)
NO ORDINARY, I`M AN EXTRA ORDINARY MOUSE. (yeah!)
AND I`M SCOUSE, (that`s Scouse!)
THE MOUSE, (check that mouse!)
DID YOU EVER SEE A MOUSE LIKE SCOUSE IN YOUR HOUSE.
(Scouse, the mouse) NOW, TAKE IT, BOYS! (oo-oo-oo-ah)
(Scouse, the mouse, oo-oo-oo)
SO HERE`S A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT`S SURE TO PLEASE,
IF YOU`RE FEELING SAD AND BLUE, WELL, I`M THE MOUSE TO SEE.
IF YOU WANNA HAVE FUN, IT`S EASILY DONE,
JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SING MY SONG WITH ME.
`CAUSE I`M SCOUSE, THE MOUSE,
NO ORDINARY, I`M AN EXTRA ORDINARY MOUSE.
AND I`M SCOUSE, THE MOUSE,
DID YOU EVER SEE A MOUSE LIKE SCOUSE IN YOUR HOUSE?
WELL, I`M SCOUSE, (that`s Scouse!)
THE MOUSE, (the one and only!)
NO ORDINARY, I`M AN EXTRA ORDINARY MOUSE. (yeah!)
AND I`M SCOUSE, (that`s Scouse!)
THE MOUSE, (The Mouse!)
I`LL BET YOU`VE NEVER SEEN A MOUSE LIKE SCOUSE IN YOUR HOUSE. (yeah!)
YEAH!
DIALOG:
THE AUDIENCE CHEERED, SCOUSE HAD TRIUMPHED.
WITH A MOUSLY BOW HE HANDED THE MICROPHONE TO MOLLY JOLLY.
