My sister got lucky, married a yuppie
took him for all he was worth
now she`s a swinger dating a singer
I can`t decide which is worse
but not me baby, I`ve got you to save me
oh yer so bad, best thing I ever had
in a world gone mad, yer so bad
My sister`s ex-husband can`t get no lovin`
walks around dog-faced and hurt
now he`s got nothin`, head in the oven
I can`t decide which is worse
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