Mr. Universe — текст песни (Gerry Rafferty)

Mr. Universe, can you help me please?
I`m only seven stone two
When I`m on the beach, the girls stay out of reach
They all want someone like you.

You`ve got to help me, now please Mr. Universe
Don`t tell me that I`m just a hopeless case
Don`t let me down now, please Mr. Universe
I`m sick of getting sand thrown in my face.

Mr. Universe, you know it`s getting worse
I need your seven-day plan
I`m thinner every day, before I waste away
I need a muscle-bound man.

You`ve got to help me, now please Mr. Universe
Don`t tell me that I`m just a hopeless case
Don`t let me down now, please Mr. Universe
I`m sick of getting sand thrown in my face.

You`ve got to help me, now please Mr. Universe
Don`t tell me that I`m just a hopeless case
Don`t let me down now, please Mr. Universe
I`m sick of getting sand thrown in my face.



Acoustic Guitar: Gerry Rafferty
Electric Guitar: Alan Parker
Keyboards: Tom Parker
Bass: Gary Taylor
Drums: Henry Spinetti
Lead Vocals: Gerry Rafferty
Backing Vocals: Gerry Rafferty / Joe Egan
Mystery Voices: Rab Noakes / Hugh Murphy