Soul Happy Hour — текст песни (jazz butcher)

Jazz Butcher- Soul Happy Hour
from the album A Scandal in Bohemia
The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the SDP
I want to go to Tesco`s store
And buy some drink and fall on the floor.
I don`t care for smart new clothes
I don`t care for reading books
I don`t care for
I don`t care for magazines
I don`t like lemonade
I think milk should not be made
I don`t like coffee and I don`t like tea
These are the things that mystify me
I don`t care for sport or swimming
I don`t care for all those nasty old bogeys
I don`t care what`s on TV
I just want to drink til I can`t see
I Wish I`d been born a tree
Someone`d come and make a barrel out of me
I get in a fury when
I`m not in a brewery
Chorus:
Whiskey Vodka Special Brew
All of this is good for you
Gin sling Quench or Brandy sour
? Right out,
Soul happy hour