You Jane Me Funky — текст песни (The Five Fingers of Funk)

Ready rolling action here she comes down the stairway
Made for television such a vision on the airwaves
Queen of melodrama she`s hotter than a sauna
And worth a million bucks I`m glad I had to wear a tux
Not so plain Jane damn what a creature
Mr. Keach I beseech you could you put me in your feature?
I`m not Tarzan and I`m sure no monkey
But you Jane and me Funky

Quiet on the set better get into position people
Talbott man shut up or they won`t call us back for the sequel
Allan`s looking bored Mac show me some chords
`Cause Jane is looking cute and I don`t want to be ignored
Never knew how much it took to be a movie extra
Faking keys to no one will see surprisingly can test you
I`ve got a Jane-Jones but I ain`t no junkie
`Cause you Jane and me Funky

Jane I want to see more Jane I want to see more (repeated)
`Cause you Jane and Me Funky

Fingers on film I`ve got to make the final cut
But everyone on the set has got a stick up their butt
Lead man is straight stony Jane looks kind of bony
I`ve had it with movie magic man it makes me feel so phony
I ain`t Sony and y`all can`t play me like a Walkman
Every other extra on the set is trying to be a jock and
Get their little props but you can`t punk me
`Cause you Jane and me Funky

(Repeat chorus until you throw up)