Boyband
Written by James Bourne/Brendan Brown 
[James]:
Boys, we`ve been here for a while
But we`ve finally got the style
Strike your pose and fake a smile
Give me Kenny, give me Kyle
[Steve]:
I hate to break it but it`s true
Fifteen minutes we`ll be through
And I won`t have to talk to you,
[J:] you, you, you
[Both - James leads vocals]
Now you know the words, you fool
Sing along to your own tune
Wrote to prove you are a tool
Tell your friends you joined a boyband, boyband 
[James]:
Good Charlotte said they like McFly
Is half their fanbase gonna cry?
It`s so pathetic, dry your eyes
When you’re gonna realise, 
[Steve]:
a tune`s a tune?
I don`t know why, the metalheads want us to die
But these days they`re all under nine
[J:]So I`ll be fine 
[Both - James leads vocals]
Now you know the words, you fool
Sing along to your own tune
Wrote to prove you are a tool
Tell your mom you joined a boyband, boyband 
I get calls from girls who saw me on the TV
Behind my back they`re saying nasty things about me
[Dave/Computer]
`There`s the kid who blew it all,
I sat next to him in school
Everyone thought he was cool
[James]:
Till he quit his job and joined a
boyband` 
[Both - James leads vocals]
Now you know the words, you fool
Sing along to your own tune
Wrote to prove you are a tool
Tell the kids you joined a boyband, boyband 
[James leads vocals]
Join a boyband, 
join a boyband
Screw your life up, 
join a boyband
Kids will hate you, 
out to get you
Ever since you
joined a boyband
It`s really scary (boyband), 
palms are sweaty
Potato guns are armed and ready
Screwed your life up (boyband), 
just like Eddie
Ever since you joined a boyband
Joined the boyband, joined the boyband
Joined the boyband, joined the boyband
Joined the boyband, joined the boyband
Joined the boyband, joined the boyband