Wow, I Can Be Sexual, Too — текст песни (Say Anything)

{ringing}

if i die and go to hell real soon
it will appear to me as this room
and for eternity i`d lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned
with a pillow under my head

i`d be chatting on the interweb
magets pray upon the living dead
i had no interest in the things she said
on the phone, every day,
i`ll permanetly hit the hay.

i called her on the phone and she touched herself
she touched herself, she touched herself

i called her on the phone and she touched herself
i laughed myself to sleep.
at this rate, i`ll be heading for electric chairs.
im only human with my cross to bear

when she described her underwear,
i forgot all the rules
my rabbi taught me in the old shul

your too young to be this empty girl
ill prepare you for a sick dark world
know that you will be my down fall
but i call and i call and i call

i called her on the phone and she touched herself,
she touched herself, she touched herself
i called her on the phone and she touched herself,
i laughed myself to sleep.

i dont know what i wantt.
i dont know what i wantt.
i dont know what i wantt.
i dont know what i wantt.
i dont know what i wantt.
i dont know what i wantt.
i dont know what i wantt.
i dont know what i wantt.

i called her on the phone and she touched herself,
she touched herself, she touched herselff,
i called her on the phone and she touched herself,
i laughed myself to sleep.

i called her on the phone and she touched herself,
she touched herself, she touched herself.
i called her on the phone and she touched herself,
i laughed myself to sleep.