Bald Headed Woman — текст песни (Bobby Bare)

(Shel Silverstein)

Now a golden haired woman she`ll take all your gold
Her eyes may be warm but her feet would be cold
And she would get fat just as soon as she`s old
Stay away from a golden haired woman.

Hey, hey, stay away
She`ll make you miserable all of your day
Hey, hey, stay away
Stay away from a golden haired woman.

Now a raven haired woman she`ll burn with desire
Hold you and squeeze you and kiss you like fire
But once you get married then she`ll be too tired
Stay away from a raven haired woman.

I said hey, hey, stay away
She`ll make you miserable all of your day
Hey, hey, stay away
Stay away from a raven haired woman.

Now a red headed woman she`ll scream and she`ll roar
She won`t make the bed and she won`t sweep the floor
And she`ll fool around with the fellow next door
Stay away from a red headed woman.

But a bald headed woman she`ll love you each day
You can beat her and kick her but she`ll always stay
`Cause she knows no one`s comin` to steal her away
Hurray for a bald headed woman.

Hey, hey, that`s a way
She`ll make you happy the rest of your day
Hey, hey, that`s a way
Hurray for a bald headed woman...