Fashion and glitter
Make mine a pint of bitter
Beautiful child
I`m drinking half of mild
You yeah you help me
Drinking and dressing up
Neckscarves and white spats
Ashtrays and ripped up beermats
You wear your bonnet
I`ll sip my gin and tonic
You yeah you help me
Drinking and dressing up
No point in thinking
I`ll carry on my drinking
You`ve got no dress sense
Two pints for 98 pence
You yeah you
You cause distress in me