I saw the abominable snowman at the fair
Carnie says he`s from Nepal
Take a look if you dare
Scabs, on his clubbed feet
Smell of fish and chips in the air
Alone in his trailer, people come to pay and stare
For a couple dollars
You can see the freaks at the fair
Stand and laugh
Or you can just stare
`Thank god my kids don`t look like that!`
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair
Lobster boy, found half-way round the world
Modern science, keeps alive
A beautiful headless girl
Siamese twins
Or child in fins
Makes you cry
Doo-doo`doo..do
[See her] turn into an ape before your eyes
For a couple dollars
You can see the freaks at the fair
Stand and laugh
Or you can just stare
`Thank god my kids don`t look like that!`
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair
Where have all the freaks gone
We don`t see them at the fair
Have doctors found a cure,
Are they all locked up somewhere`
I saw the abominable snowman at the fair
Connie says he`s from Nepal
Take a look if you dare
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair
Freakshow at the fair