Women asked how many times I practiced promiscuity
That depends...before or after I hit puberty?
I was six watchin hoes slob
The dough mom gave the babysitter also covered the blow job
Older cousin`s tongue bathed the balls
I confess, I was molested at seven. No complaints at all
And if I did complain, it`s when she`d give me brain
And teeth scrape my dick like a dog playing frisbee games
When I pay for snatch, I`ll eat a cat`s bleedin
And keep the reciepts as a write off for tax season
I`ll take your slore home,
let her pick her favorite thong,
play DJ and have her suck me off to her favorite song
Make sure the handycam is on
Fuck a threesome, I`m takin you, your mom, your niece and your granny on
And any other family member with tits and a cunt
Whip my dick out at the reunion like...Is this what you want?
cuz..
If it`s a dick you want, I got inches
If it`s a chick you want, I got bitches
Whether lesbian, or the best of friends
you can spread your legs open and let me it
What`s a nice girl like you doin suckin my cock?
Or gettin pulled over for speedin and fuckin a cop?
Whether you loved it or not, you still did it to get out of a ticket
Now suck my dick before I beat the shit outta you with it
Want a milkshake? Suck the shit out and you`ll get it
Six four and I`ll fuck the shit out of a midget
Lived out most men`s dreams when I was seventeen
Been through more shit than most porn stars ever seen
I`m not sure which bitch to bone next
I got AT&T operators callin me for phone sex
I`ll make you get wet, cum til you smile and moan
And once I bust a nut all you`ll hear is a dial tone
Imagine me givin one shit about a dumb bitch
Coulda wrote a book titled `One Million and One Clits`
To which of you bitches am I givin it to?
When they get to know me first I`m diggin you...now
let me stick my dick in you
repeat chorus x`s 2
In the middle of the night,
pillow fight,
with a widow and a dyke
Dress up as the ex-husband with the widow on the right
To my left is the dyke,
as I bite on the nipple of her tit,
pushed the widow`s head to nibble on her clit
Tape it and sell it off the net
For a bitch mad I did it without consent, you`re awfully wet
Got hoes suspicious. Even one peg leg bitches
After I came, fucked em with they own leg
They ain`t know the difference
Your cunt`s wet and your pants are soaked with it
I don`t discriminate, even cancer hoes get it
So open up, I`ma cram your throat with it
I want you to suck just like the antedote`s in it
All you strong women claimin queen to the universe,
I`ll fill you with Kahlua and cream on your newest skirt
So the moral of the story
is you ain`t gettin backstage if you ain`t givin oral in a orgy
