Michaelangelo — текст песни (Dr. Hook)

Michaelangelo
Was giving a one man show
He had statues with such feeling
He had his Cistine Chapel ceiling

People came from Cocamo
Just to see this one man show
They say we can`t believe what we`ve seen
Tell us Michael what does all this mean?

And he says that`s what I do when I can`t get no pussy
That`s what I do when I can`t get no pussy
That`s what I do when I can`t get no pussy
And I don`t get no pussy at all

William Shakespeare was working at home
Finishing up a brand new poem
And a book of sonnets he wanted to write
And three plays he had to finish that night

He said I`ll call this one Hamlet and this one Macbeth
And this one Othello and I`ll take a short breath
That`s when Francis Bacon appears
And says tell me man where d`ya get all them ideas?

And he says that`s what I do when I can`t get no pussy
That`s what I do when I can`t get no pussy
That`s what I do when I can`t get no pussy
And I don`t get no pussy at all

You all remember Atilla The Hun
Don`t think he thought that war was fun
But whether the battle was lost or won
He`d just look out at the bodies that were rotting in the sun

And say It`s just what I do when I can`t get no pussy
It`s just what I do when I can`t get no pussy
It`s just what I do when I can`t get no pussy
And I don`t get no pussy at all

[Thank-you
For what?
For nothin`
hahahaha]