Intro
[Mr. Eon]
You see, it`s Mr. E the one you think of
It was a labor of love, cry like a dove
But this ain`t Prince, rhymed ever since
Thoughts of the future in the past tense
Her name was Loretta, wore a tight sweater
Met her at a jam in the `96 winter
Blunt passer, had ta harass her
Brushed up against her, while I passed her
Drinks she couldn`t pass up, dreamin of handcuffs
Told me to meet her, after the band struck
Dilated eyes, peered at the thigh
Peeped fingertips, went from lips to hips
Mr. E rock shows, this she didn`t know
It was this honky, who made her say ho
No way she sayin no, leave the disco
Right after Mi rocks all stereos
After 2nd Ave., ass I gotta have
Take jacket/coat, pour the beer on draft
One or the other, just to uncover
Just this night, Mr. E be the lover
Now lets play doctor, or should I say dentist?
I be Starbuck, you the dental hygenist
First brush your teeth, then rinse please
orally like Monica Lewinsky
Since she sees these testes
She`s guarnateed to see these trees
It was an odd combo, like cappucino
And Clam`s casino and breakfast in Reno
Chorus: Woman and Mr. Eon
[Woman] Mr. E I know you wanna be with me
[Mr. E] Girlfriend, you better that thought to an end
[Woman] You and me, baby, we cold roll real tight
[Mr. E] One night is one night, that don`t make it right
[Woman] We shared drinks and stuff, I let you touch the stuff
Then an hour later it was me you clutched
[Mr. E] It`s much too much, girl you gotta hush
You played me in the head, now this I trust
[Mr. Eon]
It was crazy, didn`t think that this lady
Would be the one to become my baby
It was a one-nighter, we shared a lighter
Now this stupid Dutchess couldn`t roll much tighter
Months into it, still doin it
Ass still chewin it, nothin could brew in it *echoes*
But someone from the past, addition to the cast
He be the ex, I be the next
To the point that I asked her, did he harass her
Said it was an old flame that didn`t even matter
Once a college fling, it didn`t mean a thing
I knew that this was the song she`d sing
At her crib one day, snoop I`d play
Look for evidence that would pave the way
I`m Dick Starbuck she don`t know the persona
Porno Detective for Eve and Madonna
The phone did ring, I should just forget
I figure, I just let the machine get
Mike`s on the line at 555-3825, Eon`s on a ride
Days go buy, coolin with the guys, it was Loretta calling at my demise
Surprised, before my eyes it played to a T
It was Mike`s number on the Caller ID
What we had`s, what he had, don`t feel bad
Take more than Loretta to make E sad
Take the L like the Packers, see you next season
Maybe next game Eon`ll be cheatin
Chorus
