(Kinky Friedman)
Ol` Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin` right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.
Well, ol` Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin` right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
When it`s cotton picking time in Texas,
Boys, it`s booger picking time for Ben.
He`d raise that finger mean and hostile
Stick it in that waitin` nostril,
Here he comes with a green one once again.
All right, pick it, Eric!
Ol` Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin` right out of his nose.
He picked and picked till it made you sick,
But back again it grows.
Everybody!
Ol` Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus
Comin` right out of his nose,
He picked and picked till it made you sick
But back again it grows.