Hot Dog In A Hallway — текст песни (nofx)

She`ll have another piece of pie
She`ll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That`s why I love her

She`s got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can`t breathe
That`s why I love her

I`m her butter she`s my bread
She`s like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can`t touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She`s like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy, safe and warm
She`s my insulation

I always know where she sat
And when she`s on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That`s why I love her

She`s my Phillie I`m her Stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It`s like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That`s why I love her