Though I have been a fool for love
I have finally made my score
I got a girl, and I don`t mean to boast
But she loves me the most
Even though she`s a highly paid whore
She`ll give head to a sheep
She can stuff three cocks in her cheek
But she comes home to me
She`ll do the groom and the best man
She`ll slap your ass in the back of a van
But she comes home to me
She could fuck nine guys in a row
But still have a tenth for me
And I`m the only one who gets to kiss them lips
Unless you pay an extra fifty
So mister, don`t you fall in love
Cause I`m the only cat who doesn`t wear a glove
Since her heart belongs to me
She has a throat that just won`t quit
She can take all of it
And still have room for your balls
but she shops in the malls for me
She`ll say twelve then call back and say one
But I don`t care I know it`s just work not fun
When she blows you, Jack
Don`t you think she`s not thinking of me
She`ll go down on a yack, lick a horse`s nutsack
But strictly for the cash
And it`s only me who doesn`t pay a fee
to watch her put a water bottle in her gash
(Put a water bottle in her gash)
She`ll let you suck her nips till they`re leakin`
But don`t you dare try to go antique-ing
Cause she does that with me
Her pussy`s sweet as honey
But when she moans, it`s just for the money
Unless she`s sittin` on me
She`ll cram your asshole with a mouse
But she won`t do it in our house
Tough luck, Jack
She knows that don`t fly with me
She might eat your wife`s box
But she won`t tell ya where you left your socks
She rolled up and down your fat prick
But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick
She`s got a face full of nuts
And a mouth full of cocks
She`s done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block,
She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game
But they never got to know her actual name
On your face she will piss
On your chest she might poop
But she won`t prepare her famous vegetable soup
That`s simply reserved..
Oh she`ll bite ya, she`ll spank ya
But she`ll never thank you for free
Cause baby... comes home to me.
Comin` home!!
