My Baby`s In Love With Eddie Vedder — текст песни (Weird Al)

Oh, my baby, my baby she don`t want me no more
Ever since she saw his poster in that record store
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy
She thinks he`s so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y
She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare
Yeah, he`s her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire

Well, my baby`s in love with Eddie Vedder
She`s all crazy `bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her
`Cause my baby`s in love with Eddie Vedder

Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim
I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press
But my girl can`t get enough of his sullen demeanor
Like he`s some bit tortured genius
and I`m some kinda wiener

Well, my baby`s in love with Eddie Vedder
She`s got a thing for that Eddie Vedder
Tell me, what can he do that I can`t do better?
Now my baby`s in love with--
I said I said I said my baby`s in love with Eddie Vedder
Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder

I knew we were headin` for disaster
When she caught me hangin` out at the Ticketmaster
Now she`s got an unrequited adoration
For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated
spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation

Well, I don`t wear Doc Martens and I don`t wear flannel
And I don`t boycott the music video channel
And I just can`t compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can paly at this kinda game
Yeah, well, let`s just see how jealous she`ll get
When I start stalking Alanis Morissette

Well, my baby`s in love with Eddie Vedder
She`s all crazy `bout that Eddie Vedder
Once she was mine but now I better just forget her
`Cause my baby`s in love with--
I said I said I said my baby`s in love with Eddie Vedder
Why`d she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder?
If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her
`Cause my baby`s in love with Eddie Vedder