Burger Baby — текст песни (Gravy Train)

Every time a hamburger looks into my eyes
I forget all of my sadness and the Happy Meal prize
Cause` I`m a starving motherfucker who wants much bigger thighs
Get so horny when a onion ring gets fucked by a fry

What can I do? I love you, I`d hump you, it`s cool
I just don`t care what they say (BURGER BABY)
Know what I`ll do, I love you, I`ll hump you, it`s cool
And we`ll be happy that way (BURGER BABY)

I`m the kinda lady who will get down and spread
Spray that shit all over me till Carl Junior is dead
Uh, the ketchup that is-just paint my space titties red
And grab a condom so your condiments don`t spill on the bed

Weepin` like a bitch one night I just couldn`t stand it
Knocked up with a burger baby and I just hadn`t planned it
Called up Smokehouse for cash, they said, We don`t understand it!
I said BURGER ABORTION I DON`T ASK IT I DEMAND IT!!!!

What can I do? Can`t kill you, I love you, I do
I`ll just raise you up as my son (BURGER BABY)
Know what I`ll do, won`t kill you, I love you, I do
And you`ll be my only one (BURGER BABY)