Cool Guy 1 — текст песни (Adam Sandler)

SEAN: Ooh baby, you looking good.

GIRL: Thanks sean.

SEAN: you got it going on strong, baby. Skin so soft and hair so right.

GIRL: I think you`re nice too, sean.

SEAN: Let me take off this shirt of yours and see that beauty mama has given you. -{taking off her clothes}- Ohh, so fine so right.

GIRL: Oh sean, you`re so silly.

SEAN: What`s going on with these little silk panties, baby? Slowly, slide them to the ground. -{taking down her panties}- (Gasps) yeah, baby yeah. That`s what I`m talking about.

GIRL: It`s my turn sean. Let me take down your pants. -{begins to unzip his pants}-

SEAN: Is that what you want to do baby? Why don`t you put those soft sweet hands on my Jimmi-jamma.

GIRL: ...On your what?

SEAN: On my-- on my manhood,... baby.

GIRL: No wait a minute did you say "Jimmer Jammer" before?

SEAN: Well I-- I guess I did, I--

GIRL: -{beginning to gather all her clothes}- I got to go.

SEAN: No, no, you sure about this, baby?!

GIRL: Yeah, later King Jimmer Jammer. -{leaves}-

SEAN: Yeah, Cause I`ll-- Cause I`ll call you. Damn!!! Walking out all naked and shit.

THE END