That Boy Could Dance — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek
He was a dumb-lookin`, scrawny, little four-eyed freak
He never used to hang around with the guys
He`d just sit in the corner, attractin` the flies

He wasn`t much to look at
He never was very bright
but at least there was one thing that he could do all right
That boy could dance

He was kind of a jerk
He was kind of a bore
but the women would scream when he walked in the door
`cause one thing I could tell you for sure
That boy could dance

Picking teams, he would always be last
He couldn`t run very far,
He couldn`t think very fast
If he was on your side, you`d always lose
the guy had a problem, even tying his shoes

He never passed his drivers test
He was always afraid of cars
and he had a complexion that resembled the surface of Mars
but that boy could dance

Well, his hair was a mess
and his clothes didn`t fit
He smelled pretty bad, and he drooled just a bit
but you gotta admit
boy, that boy could dance

Now that boy is much older
he`s got his own dance studio
He`s got a teeny bopper fan club
yeah, he`s got his own TV show
now he owns half of Montana
they all call him Diamond Jim
and you know I`d do anything if I could be just like him
`cause that boy could dance.