Stop Dragging My Car Around — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Had to park my car for just five minutes.
I had to go inside to use the phone.
When I came back again, my car was gone. Well,
I didn`t know it was a loading zone.
What a bummer, I as so brought down.
I had to chase that tow truck a over town, yellin`

Stop draggin` my...
Stop draggin` my...
Stop draggin` my car around.

Took my baby to the local disco.
I was jumpin` like a maniac.
But the owner came and pulled me off the floor. Then
He took me to his little office in the back.
He said, I really like your snaggletooth necklace.
Your pants are groovy, and your hair`s okay.
But, man, that car of yours is so uncool.
Like wow, I`m sorry, but we towed it away!

Stop draggin` my...
Stop draggin` my...
Stop draggin` my car around!

Now I`m at home. I`m watchin` Gilligan`s Island.
Guess it`s time to trade my old car in.
For twenty dollars and my `64 Plymouth,
Maybe I could get a second-hand Schwinn.
Look out the window, there`s a
Tow truck in the driveway.
I grabbed the driver and I asked him why.
He said, I`m sorry, kid, you`re late with the payments.
It`s time to kiss your little car goodbye.

Stop draggin` my...
Stop draggin` my...
Stop draggin` my car around!
Stop draggin` my car around!

Listen, the check`s in the mail. No, really!
Stop draggin` my car around!
Oh man, I just had the hub caps painted!
Stop draggin` my car around!
Hey! Hey, I left a sandwich in the back seat!