Moved into my apartment at the U-N-I-versity
The only one who lives here is me
So why the phone ring all day long?
I got no friends except Mike
And he`s gone for the summer
And I just want some peace and quiet
Come to my room, and it`s a telephone riot
Ring-a-ling-a-ling every time I take a step
Can`t sleep, can`t eat, can`t breathe
Can`t get any of my work done
`Cause people keep calling with the same damn question
Hello. Is Shaniqua there?
Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year
I think you have the wrong number
This is Little T
You mean Shaniqua`s brother?
Man, can`t you just leave me alone?
This ain`t Shaniqua`s house, this ain`t her phone
And don`t call back again
`Cause if you do, you know the answer, man:
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!
I wonder who Shaniqua is
What she does and where she lives
Is she a pothead with too many zits?
A movie star with inflatable ....?
Does she take the train or drive in the car?
Work in the office or down at the bar?
How the hell should I know?
She could be albino, for all I care
Hello. Is Shaniqua there?
Yes, she is, but she cant talk now
She`s busy milking our purple cow
And talking to the Easter Bunny
Man, you think you`re funny
Shut up, Beavis
I told you six times before
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!
Checked my machine on Friday, there were 22 messages
This here`s for the kid living with Shaniqua
You want that trick, you want that trick, you can keep her
Will this ever cease so I can get some sleep?
Shaniqua moved out, leave a message at the beep
Yo...
Shaniqua...
I love you. Call me.
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Shaniqua don`t live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL, NO!
