Livin in The Fridge — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Theres something weird in the fridge today

I dont know what it is

Food I cant recognize

My roommate wont throw a thing away

I guess its probably his

It looks like its alive...



And livin in the fridge... livin in the fridge

Livin in the fridge... livin in the fridge



Theres something dross in the fridge today

Its green and growin hair

Its been there since july

If you can name the object

In that baggie over there

Then mister, youre a better man than i



Its livin in the fridge

You cant stop (dysentary) the mold from growin (dysentary)

Livin in the fridge

Cant tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)

Livin in the fridge

You cant stop (dysentary) the mold from growin (dysentary)

Livin in the fridge



Tell me, do you think it should be carbon dated

Fumigated or creamated and buried at sea?

You try to save a little bit of youre home cookin

Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin specimen

It always happens my friend

Again & again & again & again



Somethin stinks in the fridge today

And its been rottin there all week

It could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steak

Well, maybe I should another peek...



Livin in the fridge

You cant stop (dysentary) the mold from growin (dysentary)

Livin in the fridge

Cant tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary)

Livin in the fridge

You cant stop (dysentary) the mold from growin (dysentary)

Livin in the fridge

Livin in the fridge

Dont know what it is, dont know what it is

Livin in the fridge

Dont know what it is, dont know what it is

Livin in the fridge

Dont know what it is at all

Livin in the fridge, yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah