Michael Joined The Navy — текст песни (Narcoleptic Youth)

Michael joined the navy at the age of 21. They sent him to Virginia where he learned to shoot a gun.

Whoa Whoa. Whoa Whoa. He`s on a big boat now.

He signed away his life, now he gets to see the world. He sent me home a postcard of a really pretty girl.

You gotta fight for your country. Fight for your flag. Don`t let them turn you into a fag.

Keep America free for me. (on the 4th of July-John`s drunk ass lyric line)

Well he`s floating off at sea underneath the blazing sun.

I`ll bet he lost his gut chasing hookers on the run.

And if we ever go to war, should be over pretty fast.