[parody of "Mistake No. 3" by Culture Club]
The first steak I ordered,
It wasn`t very hot.
I had to send it back,
Let `em have one more shot.
But the second steak I ordered,
Well it was lousy too.
Now I really hate to say it,
But there`s one thing that you gotta do.
Make me steak number three, yeah.
Make me steak number three.
Make me steak number three, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make me steak number three.