Punky`s Dilemma — текст песни (Simon and Garfunkel)

Wish I was a Kellogg`s Cornflake
Floatin` in my bowl takin` movies
Relaxin` a while, livin` in style
Talkin` to a raisin who `casionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English muffin
`Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I`d ease myself down
Comin` up brown
I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam
I`m a Citizens for Boysenberry Jam fan

Ah, South California

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane-
Best wishes, Martin
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin` by the basement door)
Everybody knows what he`s
Tippy-toeing down there for