I can take those riff raff
and get them out of your hair
Clean up your doorstep and polish your chair
I could move your house slightly to the left
Squeeze you till you`re breathless
then breathe you full of breath
I can give the Zulu`s a point to their spears
I can give the lechers a reason for their leers
I can give the angels a need to be alive
I can get the bees a buzzin` in their hive
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I can get you flyin` baby higher than a kite
you know I can Oh baby I can
I would stop my cryin` if you`d only let me
be your loverman
The people that you hang with
well you know they`re not my style
I`d like to sort of kill them at least for a short while
They treat me like a lackey they call me a yob
They made me build their outhouse
though they know that ain`t my job
I know I seem edgy but that`s because I`m sharp
I know I could pluck you like the strings of a harp
I know I seem jumpy but it`s not amphetamine
It`s just that certain parts of me are gettin` out of line
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I could press your buttons I can fly you like a kite
You know I can, oh baby I can
I could be a glutton for you
if you let me be your loverman
I know you don `t think much of me
but these jerks you`re attracted to
I`ll make `em look like monkeys hangin` up in the zoo
cos I could charm the birds right out of the sky
at least if they were flightless and couldn`t really fly
Did I tell you I was lucky did I tell you I was charmed
Did I tell you you`d look perfect hangin` on my arm
Did I tell you I had money in a safe deposit
Did I tell you last night I found Elvis hangin` up in my closet
Well maybe I`m borin` you it looks like you`re bored
Well it hurts to be crucified but it`s worse to be ignored
Repeat 1st chorus
