She Ain`t Pretty — текст песни (northern pikes)

I had two jobs, I had dishwater hands
And on the weekend in a rock & roll band
One Friday night in my hometown bar
In walked a girl who looked like a movie star
She stared at me and it was turning me on
She said she worked in a beauty salon
I heard a voice inside me say
She ain`t pretty she just looks that way

We made a date to go for a drink
I wore my jeans and she wore a mink
There was this misconception all over town
That she ate lonely guy heart by the pound
She said Take me home, there won`t be no fuss
I said Sure you got some change for the bus
Watching her leave I heard the bartender say
She ain`t pretty she just looks that way

So, uh, I called her up, her father was home
Said She`s busy she can`t come to the phone
I held my breath, decided to wait
A guy like me doesn`t get many dates
I fell in love with a model from hell
It took some time for my hormones to tell
That chasing her has been a grave mistake
She ain`t pretty she just looks that way

Her ego wrote cheques incredibly fast
But her personality didn`t have the cash
I laughed out loud to my total dismay
She ain`t pretty she just looks that way
She ain`t pretty she just looks that way
She ain`t pretty
She ain`t pretty
She ain`t pretty
She ain`t pretty she just looks that way