Bow Wow Wow — текст песни (FunkDoobiest)

Bow Wow..B-Bow Wow...B-B-Bow Wow....B-B-B-Bow Wow Wow
Bow Wow..B-Bow Wow...B-B-Bow Wow....BOW WOW WOW

B-ow Wow(repeated)

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
Punk
I put you in my trunk
Like a good fella, I`m a good speller
Yet I get retarded like Hellen Keller
Take it, I`ll kick it, better I`ll flick it
Just like a booger, I fuck around with hookers
Like Tina Turner, I`m a fast learner
Earning up my wealth, now I go for self
Like Barney Rubble, who`s always in trouble
I`m quick on the double, you`ll never see me fumble
Like a quaterback, think I outta smack
Wack MCs who think they`re all of that

Chorus
I Bow Wow Wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A Bow Wow Wow
(4x)

It ain`t no hassle, I`ll grab my lasso
Check a punk asshole, like Eddie Haskle
Yet I`m not the reaper or Sigorny Weaver
I`ll bust a stunt punk like Colt Seavers
Then do the polka, I`m iller then the Joker
I`m not mediocre, like almond mocca
I`m flavor, behavior is ill when I spill
You`ll be fucked just like Fire Marshall Bill
`Cause I cause disasters like the Dukes of Hazard
I`ll shatter you kid if you step punk bastard
Zero, Weirdo, the Funk Superhero
Yeah you scare me, just like a scarecrow

Chorus

Eenie meenie, I funk like Houdini
No I run shit punk, like Mussolini
I`m skinny
Kid like me dreams of tiny bikinis
Ralph rocks a beanie
Flips it, smacks it, do the Michael Jackson
Bring your crew punk, cut you in fractions
Action packed, wanna come back
On the drunk track, sharp like a thumb tac
I`m in the congos, I chill like Tonto
When it comes to the funk, I rock pronto

Chorus