Regular Guy — текст песни (Bif Naked)

Let me tell ya about the kinda guys that like me:
They`re in jail.
Either that, or they are slumming...
or walking on the wild side.
I guess you could say I`m just like Jody Watley,
"Looking for a new love."
I don`t think I`m asking for much in a boyfriend...
Here`s what I want:

I`m just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you.
Wouldn`t it be cool?
Couldn`t it be you?
Wouldn`t it be cool?
Couldn`t it be you?

I`m just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you.
Wouldn`t it be cool?
Couldn`t it be you?
Wouldn`t it be cool?
Couldn`t it be you?
Please, be you! c`mon...

Let me tell ya about the kina guy I look for:
Ticklish.
And, he likes cherry popsicles.
He likes sno-cones.
He rides BMX.
I want a boy who can lie in bed all day with me,
holding hands.
I don`t think I`m asking for much in a boyfriend.
Here`s what I want:

I`m just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you.
Wouldn`t it be cool?
Couldn`t it be you?
Wouldn`t it be cool?
Couldn`t it be you?

I`m just looking for
a four-eyes-really-square regular guy,
just like you.
Wouldn`t it be cool?
Couldn`t it be you?
Wouldn`t it be cool?
Couldn`t it be you?
Please, be you!