Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction
Forgive our sins
Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons.
Because I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you`ll be thy witness
So gentlemen, if you are going to preach then for God sakes preach
with conviction!
Strike up the band!
Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
Come congregation, and let`s sing it like you mean it
No. Don`t you get it, don`t you get it? Now don`t you move.
Strike up the band!
Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
Come congregation, and let`s sing it like you mean it
No. Don`t you get it, don`t you get it? Now don`t you move.
Just stay where I can see you.
Douse the lights!
We sure are in for a show tonight
In this little number we are graced by two displays of character,
We`ve got: the gunslinger extraordinaire walking contradictions
And I for one can see no blood from the hearts and the wrists
you allegedly slit
And I for one wont stand for this if this scene were a parish
you`d all be condemned.
Strike up the band!
Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
Come congregation, and let`s sing it like you mean it
No. Don`t you get it, don`t you get it? Now don`t you move.
Strike up the band!
Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
Come congregation, and let`s sing it like you mean it
No. Don`t you get it, don`t you get it? Now don`t you, don`t you move.
Just stay where I can see you
Douse the lights!
We sure are in for a show tonight
Just stay where I can see you
Douse the lights!
We sure are in for a show tonight
Stay where I can see you
Douse the lights!
Strike up the band!
Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
Come congregation, and let`s sing it like you mean it
No. Don`t you get it, don`t you get it? Now don`t you move.
Strike up the band!
Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning
Come congregation, and let`s sing it like you mean it
No. Don`t you get it, don`t you get it? Now don`t you move.
Don`t you move
Don`t you move
Strike up the band!
