Pretend friend — текст песни (Regurgitator)

this is my pretend friend
treat him with kindness
take her wherever i go
just so there`s someone i know

he`s made of plastic
so she won`t talk back
he is a good friend
because she`s pretend
pretend

this is my pretend friend
she is my witness
he`s filled her head the facts of my unspeakable acts
he`ll talk for hours she never sours
he is a good friend she doesn`t offend

o-offend doesn`t offend
this is my pretend friend
she fakes it so well
i fuck him every night and brag about it
but then it`s quite true that i don`t like you

you are a good friend because you are pretend
pretend (x4)