Broken English words cracked the air like a bell 
She had a chateau in Virginia Waters 
Free from all those culture vultures 
Her silver car a silver cloud cloaked the air in a shroud 
Her pearly author`s teeth tore the seasoned cedar coloured pheasant 
Her one rich wish is to write a book about 
A Venetian mother`s problems on a barge in little Venice 
She peers at the portrait of her poetess grandmother 
Who`s theatrical in character 
Wise just like Socrates 
She sinks her nails into the aged canvas 
But the power from the wordster`s head was cool and shrill and frightening 
Miss Drag is intermingled with the powder-blue chaise lounge 
She types some acid words to her hairless Havana art dealer 
Her one rich wish is to write a book about a chateau in Virginia Waters 
Free from all those culture vultures