Cereal Wars — текст песни (A.F.I.)

Get up early in the morning, going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It`s the cereal war.
Fucking store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It`s the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it`s got a condom in the box.
I`ll try some cocoa puffs
today who the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino`s are the best, they`ve got more marshmallows than the rest.
There`s not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and always stay away from
Wheaties.
Now it`s dinner time and I`m going back to the store.
I had some Erkles, liked `em a lot. It`s
the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could try Sugar Bombs.
The soggies will never get
Cap`n Crunch, I guess I`ll have Crunch Berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that`s the only kind I`ll eat.
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a squirrel to you?