Alimony — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Alimony
[Mony Mony/Tommy James & The Shondells/1968]

Here she come now, wants her alimony.
Bleedin` me dry as a bony bony.
Work at three jobs just to stay in debt now.
Well first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest.
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

`Cause she took my house...my car,
My shoes...and my toothbrush too.
Too bad...so sad.
A-she got...got the gift of grab.
I`m in debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, debt.

Lawyer`s callin` me on the telephony.
Tryin`-a squeeze-a blood from a stony stony.
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah.
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get, get, get, get, get.

Well I`m out of cash...no dough.
I`m broke...it`s no joke.
The check`s in the mail...get off
My back...cut me some slack.
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(Ooh, I want my almo-mo-mony) Oh you do?
(Ooh, I want my almo-mo-mony) Is it due?
(Ooh, I want my almo-mo-mony) Or you`ll sue?
(Ooh, I want my almo-mo-mony)
Alimony, mony, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.