"Hey there, do ya like excitment?"
"Yeah."
"Do ya like suspense?"
"Uh huh."
"Do you like Nel Carter?"
"Tst no."
"Good, cuz you won`t find her here, this is the house of
horrors. And for
you it`s absolutely free, step right in."
" thanks."
"Say no more stupid ass, your breath says enough."
Hello?
It`s so dark.
Don`t lose me.
C`mon, I found a door
Wabugawoo, Waaa! Welcome to the house of horrors,
Ya born in a barn, shut the fuckin` door.
Ya see, bam, cuz I`m about to scare ya
Bbbblblblblbl, okay now I dare ya
Close ya eyes, open up ya mouth, and count to ten,
Don`t wanna, huh? Cuz ya know my nuts are goin` in,
I`m twisted, I`ll cut ya finger off, and stick it in ya butt
Ooouuuuhhhhh and glue it shut
This is when I get get crazy, lemme show ya somethin`,
Bbbbbbb! Ya know what that means? It don`t mean nothin`, ha ha!
But it scared ya, cuz people don`t be doin` that shit,
But me, bbbbbbbb, bitch, bbbbb, now what about it? (Bbbbbbbbb)
Guess what, I`m a serial killer, it`s a bad habit,
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, and the silly rabbit,
Uh! Cut the lights off, see that shit, I`m glowin`
Allright, I`m done, cut `em back on, wait, where ya goin`?
Welcome to the House of Horrors!
(Chorus:)
Comes from within me, me, me.
Comes from within me, horrors, hey.
Comes from within me, me, me.
Come to the House of Horrors, hey.
(end chorus)
(chorus)
Honey, I`m not haning a good time.
I know, C`mon, This must be the way out.
Hey, what the fuck, come here guys, grab a chair,
Don`t mind me drinkin` my beer in my underwear.
C`mon, let`s play some cardback, I just gotto carry,
"Hey, keep it down in there, Shaggs, what the hell?" Sorry!
Look at that shit!(what?) You almost got me grounded,
I`m a have to take your forehead and pound it.
I`ll bend you over, and tie you up to a pole,
stretch your nuts back, and fling `em up your butthole!
I`m a phantom, listen to me, ahhh,
They didn`t twitch? ????? Ahhhh!
I`m so scary, they call me Joey Terrifyin`,
Did ya know that? (yeah) No ya didn`t, I was lyin`
I represent Igors,
I`m yellin` in town,
I`m comin` outta southwest,
Wicked Clowns!
Bathroom? sure, it`s right there, down the hall,
Don`t flush it though, I`ll make dinner for you all,
Amuck, naya, baaa, but that`s two,
Wait a minute, hey, don`t leave me yet, hey!
Welcome to the House of Horrors!
(chorus)
(chorus)
Honey?
What?
I`m s scared.
I know, sweetie, come on!
(vocal interlude w/laughs)
Jump Steady, Nate the Mack, lemme tell ya somethin`,
Wit Billy Bill and Rude Boy, (what about `em?) Nothin`
They`re my boys, I just had to give `em props,
And together we form the cyclops!
He he he he he look at you, he he, you`re a bitch.
Should I let you`re ass go? Ha ha ha ha, no.
I`ll let your bitch out, but you get the bone,
Run along sugar tits, he ain`t comin home.
"Dont let the door hit you where the good lord split ya peace.
