If You Choose Me — текст песни (Bare Jr.)

If you choose me over him
I`ll make you proud, I`ll make you grin
I`ll write a poem about your smile
I`ll buy you hats cause I dig your style
I`ll tell all my buddies how good you kiss
While I`m away only you I`ll miss
I`ll share my records and stay really clean
I`ll never fuss nor be mean
In front of all your friends, I`ll kiss your ass
I`ll leave behind my violent past
If you choose me, if you choose me
Why won`t you choose me over him
If you choose me over him, I`ll make you proud
On me you can depend
To be nice to your momma, take your daddy fishin`
I`ll make you biscuits then clean the kitchen
There will be credit cards for all your desires
We can walk in the park
And hold hands for hours
I`ll rub your feet I`ll scratch your back
I`ll brush your hair and then comb it back
We`ll find that old boyfriend who treated you bad
You can cuss him out while I kick his ass
I`ll wash your clothes, I`ll pay the bills
You can paint the bedroom anyway you feel
I`ll quit cussin` and lose 10 pounds
I`ll swear you`re skinny when you get round