Christmas at Ground Zero — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

It`s Christmas at Ground Zero
There`s music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin` and the carolers are singin`
While the air raid sirens blare

It`s Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin`
It`s the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin`
It`s time to face your final destiny

Well, it`s Christmas at Ground Zero
There`s panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone`s climbin` down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

Oh, it`s Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level`s okay
I`ll go out with you and see the all new
Mutations on New Year`s Day

It`s Christmas at Ground Zero
Just secondsleft to go
I`ll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe
It`s Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we`re gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke we`re gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday