I Can`t Wait To Get Off Work (And See My — текст песни (Tom Waits)

I don`t mind working, `cause I used to be jerking off most of my time in bars,
I`ve been a cabbie and a stock clerk and a soda-fountain jock-jerk
And a manic mechanic on cars.
It`s nice work if you can get it, now who the hell said it?
I got money to spend on my gal,
But the work never stops, and I`ll be busting my chops
Working for Joe and Sal.
And I can`t wait to get off work and see my baby,
She said she`d leave the porch light on for me.
I`m disheveled and I`m disdainful and I`m distracted and it`s painful,
But this job sweeping up here is gainfully employing me tonight.
Well Tom, do this and Tom, do that, and Tom, don`t do that,
Count the cash, clean the oven, dump the trash,
Oh your loving is a rare and a copacetic gift,
And I`m a moonlight watch manic, it`s hard to be romantic
Sweeping up over by the cigarette machine,
Sweeping up over by the cigarette machine...
I can`t wait to get off work and see my baby
She`ll be waiting up with a magazine for me.
Clean the bathrooms and clean `em good, oh your loving I wish you would
Come down here and sweep a-me off my feet, this broom`ll have to be my baby,
If I hurry, I just might get off before the dawn`s early light.