Better Off Without A Wife — текст песни (Tom Waits)

all my friends are married
every Tom and Dick and Harry
you must be strong
to go it alone
here`s to the bachelors
and the bowery bums
and those who feel that they`re the ones
who are better off without a wife
I like to sleep until the crack of noon
midnight howlin` at the moon
goin` out when I wanto, comin` home when I please
I don`t have to ask permission
if I want to go out fishing
and I never have to ask for the keys
never been no Valentino
had a girl who lived in Reno
left me for a trumpet player
didn`t get me down
he was wanted for assault
though he said it weren`t his fault
well the coppers rode him right
out of town
(chorus) selfish about my privacy
as long as I can be with me
we get along so well I can`t believe
I love to chew the fat with folks
and listen to all your dirty jokes
I`m so thankful for these friends
I do receive
(chorus)