Calc Lecture Girl — текст песни (I Voted For Kodos)

There`s 400 people in my calc lecture
there`s only one that I think about
I don`t give a damn for the others
but there`s one girl who makes me wanna twist and shout

One day she sat next to me
nowhere could I see a girl as fair as she
Maybe one day she`ll sit by me again
Maybe I could even start a conversation

I don`t even know her name but I think I love her all the same
The girl in my calc lecture

The girl in my calc lecture
there`s no u-substitution for her
I guess for now I`ll wait and see
If I can integrate her and me

I don`t care about Rolle`s Theorem
or the Half-Angle Formulas, who needs them?
I wish the prof would give it a rest,
I`m just staring at the sine curve of the girl`s brea...

I don`t even know her name but I think I love her all the same
The girl in my calc lecture

Maybe if I got the courage
To talk to her
Maybe she could help me out with
My math homework
I could ask her out at gunpoint
but she`d probly think I`m a jerk...let`s go!

I don`t even know her name but I think I love her all the same
The girl in my calc lecture
I don`t even know her name but I think I love her all the same
The girl in my calc lecture

(Oi Oi Oi)