Happy Bitter Valentine`s Day — текст песни (Steve Poltz)

Happy Valentine`s, shmalentine`s, Valentine`s Day, America.
Oooh, they get to go out to dinner with people that you don`t really have much to say to and you struggle over words with a bunch of yuppies at the restaurant too and it`s all crowded and everything `cause I have to go out `cause I was told to. Like Pavlov`s dogs we just march in, like, a little pilgramage on our Mecca to a stupid restaurant buying bad Hallmark cards. Oooh, and we`ll get in trouble. I didn`t do anything for Valentine`s Day. What are you gonna do? Oh, my God, I`m gonna be in trouble. Well, I`m not participating in your little reindeer games, America. Ho, Ho, I`m not bitter. Not at all. Not me.