Another One Rides the Bus — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Another One Rides the Bus
[Another One Bites The Dust/Queen/1980]

Ridin` in a bus down the boulevard,
And the place was pretty packed.
Couldn`t find a seat, so I had to stand,
With the perverts in the back.
It was smellin` like a locker room.
There was junk all over the floor.
We`re already packed in like sardines,
But we`re stoppin` to pick up more.
Look out!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He`s gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

There`s a suitcase pokin` me in the ribs.
There`s an elbow in my ear.
There`s a smelly old bum standin` next to me.
Hasn`t showered in a year.
Well, I think I`m missin` a contact lens.
I think my wallet`s gone.
And I think this bus is stoppin` again,
To let a couple more freaks get on.
Look out!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He`s gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.

Another one rides the bus.

The window doesn`t open, and the fan is broke,
And my face is turnin` blue.
I haven`t been in a crowd like this
Since I went to see The Who.
Well, I should`a got off a couple miles ago,
But I couldn`t get to the door.
There isn`t any room for me to breathe.
Now we`re gonna pick up more, yeah!

Another one rides the bus-ah.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
And another comes on,
And another comes on.
Another one rides the bus-ah.
Hey!
He`s gonna sit by you.
Another one rides the bus.