[Horses galloping. Horses neighing.]
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
You better count your money.
with Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
The name is Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone, wanted up north for all the
gold that I stole, along with some cash, even took the
mayor`s daughter. Now, that there`s kidnappin`, but she was with it,
so I brought her. Then, got myself into a whole heap of
trouble, double-crossed by the law, so there`s nobody to run to: yeah,
it`s just me and my sawed-off shotgun. Outlaw--call him
Leather Face. I`m headed for the West, heard they got a couple banks
in town that ain`t been held up yet. Well, uh, I oughta
make it by sundown. I figure that`s enough time for me to get the
whole rundown. So, I continue my mission. It`s gettin` dark,
so I`m watchin` for them damn Injuns--they like to catch ya, then they
rob and split. I be a rootin`-tootin`-shootin` damn fool,
protectin` my chips. All of a sudden, I heard somebody rumble in the
bushes. Stop my horse. [Horse neigh.] "Whoa,
Nellie! Who in the bushes? You better speak out or I`m a let my
shotgun song sing out."
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
Who is this? I hope this ain`t the law. Jump out the bushes with my
sawed-off shotgun.
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
"C`mon out, right now. I`m gettin` angry." Took a step back, `cause it
could get dangerous.
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
"Please don`t shoot. It`s just me, Thug Queen, the horse-stealer."
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
"Then, why the hell is you hidin` in them bushes?"
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
"I`m wanted in four counties for armed robbery, killed to two
sheriffs, six of his best men with my hand, stole two horses.
Thought you was the law, that`s why I jumped in the bushes."
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
"Goodness." Now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire, but I could
use her for the job, so I told her to ride. "C`mon."
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
"May I ask you what you headed to the West for?"
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
"I got a partner, got a plan for some dough, and if you`re down, you
can pick up yourself a pretty penny. `Be in town in a
minute, now be sure if you`re with it."
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
"We out before the sun rise, gotta stallion for your partner to ride."
Hit the saloon for the moonshine. Down for whatever, let`s
ride, let`s ride.
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
"These directions say we go to Tucson, Arizona. When we arrive, we`ll
cop a place we can bunk, and meet my boy in the
mornin` for details and hook-up."
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
You better count your money.
Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
[Rooster crowing.]
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
"Rise and shine! Good mornin`. Howdy. Nine o`clock we meet my boy in
the saloon in the valley. Now, I done came a long
way, and I don`t wanna be late."
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
"Tell him I make ya (?) `cause you know we ain`t."
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
"Move out! Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup." [Whip cracks, horses neigh.]
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
You better count your money.
Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
Layzie "the Kid":
I`m peepin` Krayzie`s wanted poster in the saloon, so I assume it`ll
be trouble around here pretty soon. Glance across the
room: I see this youngster getting ready to fight, but if he mess up
the night, I think that Krayzie just might take his life. So, I
approach him, and I pause. "Look, man, I really don`t wanna brawl, but
won`t you chill before them laws come messin` up this
masterplan?" Since he already rowdy, I just asked the man: "Hey, you
want some work? Well, partner, put in your bid, and
by the way, now what`s your name? They call me Layzie the Kid."
Powder P:
"The name`s Powder P, can I get a twelve gauge? Outlaw--everyday on
the front page. Mister Kid, if you give me the
lowdown, me and Black Jack be ready for the showdown with two
double-barrels pointed at whatever. We`ll stick together.
I`m purty clever."
Layzie "the Kid":
"So saddle up, jump on the bandwagon, because it`s all goin` down." I
heard a guy run in the bar screamin`, "Krayzie`s in
town!"
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
"Now when we get to the saloon, you don`t worry. Wait outside, and
don`t be stealin` nobody`s damn horses!" Step inside the
bar. "Lay the Kid, you son of a gun!"
Layzie "the Kid":
"Hey, man, I`m glad you made it safely. Now let`s go have some fun.
And this my partner Powder, he`s a young gun."
Powder P:
"Howdy."
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
"Mighty glad to meet ya, son. Oh yeah, you know I also brought a
friend along. Meet Thug Queen, the horse peddler,
straggler, just met her."
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
"Howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up."
Layzie "the Kid":
"I hope you good at robbin` banks like you rustle that cattle up."
Powder P:
"Now, y`all, it`s gon` be gettin` dark real soon."
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
"I think you`re right, I say we move. C`mon, let`s move out!
Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. Move out!" [Whip cracks, horses neigh.]
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
You better count your money.
Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
